Those terrorist-blogging scum

More on the Indian blog ban from the Indian Express.

Apparently, the Ministry of Telecommunications wanted to ban a blog called princesskimberly.blogspot.com but was informed by its technical folks that single blogspot pages could not be blocked. The solution? Block every single blogspot site.

I think that's what's known as a nuclear response. But at least we can feel rest assured that the government has decided to stand firm in the face of terrorists who use the internet to communicate. An examination of princesskimberly.blogspot.com via the pkblogs proxy (at www.pkblogs.com/princesskimberly) reveals the truly evil nature of these terrorist-blogging scum.

Entitled 'Dreamer' (of what, we wonder? Taliban-style dictatorship for India, no doubt), the blog is orchestrated by a shadowy mastermind known only as "Kimi" (a barely concealed reference to SIMI - the Students' Islamic Movement of India) and is written in code, but is clearly designed to stoke religious hatred. In a post entitled "Who has the most boring life ever? I do!" 'Kimi' unleashes the following bigotry-filled screed:
So, yes.. My life is extremely boring! Nothing too exciting to post today.
The 2nd 1/2 of my spring break was a lot of fun.. I went and stayed w/
Stopher and his family in Houston. Went to Galveston to the beach and rode the ferry. Went to the rodeo and saw Pat Green. Then stood around at a family gathering that his mom's side of the family had. It was like a senior citizen convention. Break out the dominoes and pour some beer! Anyway, good times! I went back to Arlington on Sunday to eat dinner w/ Melbany.. IHOP.. yummy! :) Made it to class this week.. 2 days in a row. Go Kim! Anyway.. Nothing exciting happening now. I just got done kicking Stopher's ass at Solitaire Showdown. But when do I not? :) j/k. I've got a huge test to study for so I'm out!
Peace, Love, and Salsa.

"Spring break" is undoubtedly a reference to a secret meeting of like-minded terrorist scum, at a hidden location with the codename "Galveston". Kimi's instruction to "break out the dominoes and pour some beer!" is clearly an order to the terrorists to recover hidden caches of RDX explosive and AK-47s in preparation for "kicking Stopher's (India's) ass". And even a child can see that "Peace, Love and Salsa" is some sort of coded Islamist salutation along the lines of "Salaam Alekum".

Evil. Pure evil.

Thanks for defending us, Ministry of Telecommunications!

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